Imagine if you will, Bob Marley, gambling with a group of religous leaders. He wins a diamond from a rabbi and an emerald from the Dalai Lama. Unfortunately he still has a debt of half the value of the diamond to the Pope. In order to repay his debt, he has to jump up and down on the diamond until it breaks.
Later, he's having dinner with Mike Tyson and Lee Harvey Oswald. Oswald has ordered a green salad, but Tyson has had three courses, and wants everyone to pay the same. Bob encourages Oswald to pay his share, because, even if it isn't fair, if Tyson gets angry, everyone gets a slice.
He later wrote a song about it. 'We're jammin, I won the gem of a jew, we're jammin, jammin', and I hop the light gem in two, Woah, Lee, man's Iron, woah, lee, man's Iron. Just split the bill, man's, iron."
It seemed funnier last night.
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