The Iran Disaster Appeal

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4180087.stm

I encourage all readers to make a donation to the Iranian people. Pension planners tell me, the sooner you put money away, the more work it can do for you by the time you need it. And judging from this article, they're going to need it sooner or later.

Furthermore, judging from the alphabetical pattern I have spotted, people in India, Indonesia and Iceland should be putting a little aside too. I think we should be safe, as UK is one step after USA in reverse alphabetical order, and hopefully he'll be too confused at the prospect of simultaneously invading the world's largest economy while defending the country from the world's largest military force to think about taking the UK afterwards. Fingers crossed.