A sketch I heard on Sunday about Toothpaste

It's like when you go to buy toothpaste, you think what flavour should I have, Spearmint, peppermint, freshmint, fresh spearmint, doublemint, peppermint? Do I want plaque protection, flouride enriched, double protection, triple protection, whitening, double whitening, extra whitening? Why can't they just make one that does all of it? And then the toothbrush... firm bristles, soft bristles, diamond head, square head, should it flex in the neck? What about electric toothbrushes - they're meant to work better, but the action's much more manly with a manual one? And then they get you with the Mouthwash? Blue, Green, Purple, Yellow, it doesn't matter, the taste'll stay in your mouth for a week anyway! And then dental floss - now I've always thought dental floss was just snooty string, it's all, oh, I taste of mint, but can you use it as a guy rop ewhen your tent breaks? Can you fuck!