A list

of interesting things that happened at the weekend:

1) Terry Wogan refused to wear a dress for charity, on national television.
2) A friend dislocated his shoulder in an accident involving a mountainboard, a staircase and a blind corner.
3) I ate an enormous burger.
4) Wales played a rugby match against South Africa, the score of which eludes me, despite having watched the whole thing. I think Wales lost though.
5) I saw Motorhead with a few friends. They were loud, which is about all I could discern.
6) I regained my hearing, approximately 14 hours after the end of the concert.
7) I roasted a chicken - a first in my new, ovenless flat.