Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Waiting On Dwarfs - The Vortex, Jan 7th 2006

I really like jazz. But I think I like the sort of jazz that would be Steps or Westlife if it was pop. Well maybe the Beatles or Sting or someone. You know, reasonably credible, but not 'specialist'.

Waiting on Dwarfs are distinctly specialist, so we stood at the back of the room and drank lots of red wine. Some muscial highlights included a couple of very nicely executed bass solos, and discovering that the reason I thought it was a viola was because the violinist was so little - though a friend of his suggested it was because I would normally have seen him in the Royal Albert Hall, and not a little room in Dalston. The second set was more crowd pleasing, but it's all relative. If you want something challenging and unusual in your jazz, go and see them. If, like me, you want something to tap your foot to, or unlike me, something to dance to, don't.

Later, we went to the Dalston Jazz Bar, where there was much grabbing of groin, and uttering of 'J'habite'. I cannot satisfactorily explain why.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to go to the DJB in the next few days. Should I take some kind of crotch protection? A cricket box, perhaps?

Matt said...

No, relax - it's just something they do in France, and we happened to be there with some weird French people. Though I suppose it's better to be safe than incapable of fatherhood.

Anonymous said...

Update: went there last night. Crotch still intact. Got complimentary crackers and cheese, oddly.

Matt said...

I'm making a mental note to go on Tuesdays and not Saturdays.