So, this whole pub golf thing

I think it's better recounted in bullet-point format. I do remember most of it, but after about 6pm I don't really know what was going on.

• A few people were drinking doubles as often as possible, in order to reduce their score.
• People were falling over outside The Crown, which was barely halfway.
• Everyone wore some cracking outfits, but I haven't got many photos.
• Matte showed us some excellent yoyo skills in the Bricklayers Arms.
• We played leapfrog on the way to Tottenham Court Road.
• Liz slapped me for making excuses for her drunkenness in Subway (at 3pm).
• Clare said how odd it was speaking without keyboards (we chat on MSN a bit).
• Darren apparently got his ass slapped rather a lot.
• I proposed to the barman in the Bierodrome, as I had hoped I would. He declined, which was a relief.
• I've missed a lot of anecdotes cause I don't want to embarass too many people.
• Emily from work spotted us crossing Leicester Square at about 7pm.
• Apparently I chatted up a group of ladies from Leeds. As soon as one of them showed an interest, I said I'm "not that kind of man" and walked away.
• I failed to recognise Sara when she arrived (sorry Sara).
• Several people fell over outside the John Snow.
• Very few people made it to O' Neills on Carnaby Street.
• When I got home I stayed up til 5.30am drinking cognac, weeping emotionally and chatting on MSN.

Any additional bullet points welcome in the comments. I need reminding. Though there might be bits I'd prefer not to hear about!