Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Comedy: The Bedford, Balham, last night

For £3, we got 2 and a half hours of entertainment, of variable quality, but with plenty to shout about. Highlights include:

- Stephen Hawking portrayed as King of the Daleks, with the Daleks bowing down to him and not being able to get up afterwards.
- Bad Italian wine inducing facial expressions from across the Italian Gangster movie spectrum.
- Buying medieval cannons on eBay under the influence of alcohol.
- Getting discount from insurance under the Acts of God clause, if you're an atheist. Furthermore, claiming drunkenness while causing a road accident is due to all of the water in your body being miraculously changed to wine.
- The girl at the front of the room being very drunk, and the possible consequences of this.

I can highly recommend the Bedford's Tuesday night comedy, and I'll be sure to be there again soon!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

completely unrelated by policyblender has been quoted by the Guardian today (pg 2, 11/10 edition) for the impeachment post. wahey!

Anonymous said...

*but, not by, policyblender... woops

Matt said...

Wow - you're right! Thanks for pointing that out, and you'd think the Guardian would ask first!